fefeta:

someone: quit bouncing your leg
me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

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danmangan:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

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cutiemon:

someone: i love you

my damaged ass: haha, no you don’t

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